膜拜成田大神。。
先给冰爷做宣传“求帮刷票
第3页……你放心别人都是刷的……”
然后是AC相关投稿
【10歌姬(基)合唱】天上人间，只要有你。【天天X晚香玉】星間飛行K房版
昨天逛无头吧不小心看到这样一篇官方恶搞静临文，鼻血ing=
=。。。成田老师您是神啊！！！虽然是愚人节的恶搞撒必死，不过还是很GJ啊啊啊~果然，官方就是美=w=。。。
觉得瞎眼就跳过这部分吧╮(╯▽╰)╭~~ 其实当做英语阅读练习也不错噗~~
DURARARA!! & ♂
If Heiwajima Shizuo and Orihara Izaya were on really good
STORY: NARITA RYOHGO
ILLUSTRATION: YASUDA SUZUHITO
Heiwajima Shizuo and Orihara Izaya.
Hatred and love are two sides of the same coin - a wise someone has
once said. To take this one step further - love and hate actually
merge into each other on a M?bius strip lost in the realm of
ambivalence.
- Just like the way their bodies intertwined right now.
All entangled limbs and hair and bare flesh. Like the giant
Ouroboros feasting on its own tail, they were at this point almost
dead corpses driven by nothing but lust.
The Ouroboros is the spirit of the universe. It is said to stand
for the fusion of opposites in this world, of which Shizuo and
Izaya were now becoming the new improved symbol.
Of course, such metaphors meant little to Shizuo and Izaya
themselves. Right now all that filled them was the same single
Their bodies had been intertwined for no longer than a few
Yet their breathing was already rough and heavy.
Shizuo kept his sunglasses on, and Izaya could feel the heat of
Shizuo's breath raging against his face.
The next moment, Shizuo's hardened flesh was sliding its way up
Izaya's tender pale body.
"......Ah!......"
Izaya moaned slightly as his body stiffened. Shizuo, on the other
hand, grinned as if he was savoring Izaya's reaction - grinned,
grinned, and let out a laugh.
A ravishing shade of color appeared on the cheeks beneath his
sunglasses as he made the second - and the third - thrust.
"Fuck......ah......aren't you......gonna......at least......take
off your......ahhh.......sunglasses......at times......like
Though he couldn't suppress his moans every now and then, Izaya
still tried to put on his best smirk. Beads of sweat trickled down
his face as he sticked his tongue at Shizuo and laughed as if he
was enjoying it all.
"Hah hah......you play dirty, you do, Shizu-chan......no matter how
good I am at my thing......in the end you'll always resort to the
physical and hold me down like this......"
Shizuo remained silent. However, behind those sunglasses there was
a slight smile in his shaded eyes.
In the next second, the hardened flesh dipped in Shizuo's sordid
desire made a particularly powerful thrust -
"Hell - ......Shizu......chan......"
Izaya was barely touched when hot fluid came gushing out of him.
Drops of these remains of the origin of life landed on Shizuo's
As he tasted the semen on his lips with the tip of his tongue,
Shizuo smiled with what had to be all the cruelty in the
"Already spent?......But the fun's just starting."
♂♂
"Ahh - that was some uppercut. Izaya-san got a nosebleed even
though he's not hit directly."
"Yeah. That was the second or third in a row......but Izaya's
ducked every punch except this one."
In short, it was an uneventful Ikebukuro afternoon.
Shizuo and Izaya ran into each other like usual. And began to fight
Kadota, Yumasaki and Karisawa happened to be passing by and stopped
to watch -
"It is rare that Shizuo-san chose to start with a Cobra twist,
"He's a bigger fan of professional wrestling than I
thought......"
As Yumasaki and Kadota exchanged such observations - Karisawa
remained without a word and dreadfully still as she watched Shizuo
and Izaya's every move.
"Hey, is something wrong, Karisawa-san? You've been un-talking for
"......Izaya could not bring himself to spit out the fluid filling
his mouth, and decided to swallow it instead. To spit it out was to
expose his weakness in front of Shizuo, a thought he was unable to
"Karisawa-san? Karisawa-san? Hang on."
"The hot fluid flowed into the depths of his throat. While its
distinctive smell lingered on Izaya's olfactory nerves, Shizuo's
sordid desire was provoked further - "
"Wait a moment Karisawa-san!"
"!? ......Ahhh. What's up Yumacchi, I was on to something
Karisawa made a face as if she was interrupted by a feisty "bang".
Yumasaki frowned as he continued.
"What's 'something good'?......What were you doing anyway?"
"Ehh? Just live commentary in my style as I watch Shizu-Shizu fight
Izayan. Well, it was supposed to be done in my head only, guess I
got carried away and made it verbal......whoops."
Karisawa dangled her head as if to signal a failed attempt.
Yumasaki covered her mouth with his hand before she could say
anything more nauseating.
- At that exact moment, Izaya finally produced his switchblade and
made a dive for Shizuo's abdomen -
"......How did you just take my switchblade attack with your belly
muscles again?"
"'Cause you got no strength, that's why, Iiiiizayaaaaa-kun!"
"Izaya tried to slide the fluid-dripping length deeper and deeper
into himself. Maybe he's just not used to it enough - even though
he was using the whole might of his body, it was impossible to
advance just another inch......"
"I said it's creepy! Please, cut it out!"
Hearing but not listening to Yumasaki and Karisawa's conversation,
Kadota seemed to decide that it was better to stop the fight first.
He made carefully for the insane maelstrom of knife and fists
Karisawa, who watched him from behind, could only do one
She screamed.
"Ahhhhh!? An OT3!? That's just awesome, Yumacchi! We got three
males, so it's a perfect OT3!! Izayan likes Shizu-Shizu but
Shizu-Shizu likes Dotachin and Dotachin likes Izayan!! It's
mind-blowing! A three-man Ouroboros!"
"How could you fantasize so effortlessly about the men you know in
real life!? Not that it doesn't leave me in awe......"
♂♂
Celty, who happened to be passing by and heard such conversations,
went back home with weak knees.
As if terribly exhausted she let herself fall onto the bed and
showed Shinra her PDA.
[Humans, humans are scary......]
As Shinra turned to look at her slightly trembling shoulders
He realized that she was actually crying.
HAPPY END HAPPY END
AUTHOR'S NOTES
Really, those who write BL are geniuses. No matter how many times I
rewrite, that friend of mine who likes BL would always go like "All
wrong! Girls won't be happy reading stuff like that! Well an
uglier-than-a-toad swine like you shouldn't be allowed to write BL
anyway in the first place." and tell me to re-rewrite until it came
to be something like this. Argh, stupid April Fool - !
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　　这几天，随着大学英语六级成绩的揭晓，上海外国语大学大三女生小蔚(化名)很烦恼，不是因为她考得太糟，而是考得太好——704分，与满分只有6分之差。很快，小曹的六级成绩单截屏图在网上不胫而走，“霸气”分数遭众网友
“围观”，“羡慕嫉妒恨”蜂拥而起，小曹不堪其扰，只好关闭其人人网的个人主页。
　　被称史上最霸气六级成绩
　　3月1日，大学英语四、六级考试成绩公布，人人网上一则《这位就是6级704分的奇女子》截屏图吸引了众多大学生的眼球，大学英语六级考试满分710分，580分以上已较为优秀，而这张查分截屏图中却印着704分的“超高分”。其中，听力、阅读、综合部分全为满分，仅作文被扣6分，被网友称为“史上最霸气的英语六级成绩”。
　　此外，这张截屏图上还清晰地标有考生姓名、学校、准考证号等诸多信息，众多网友根据姓名很快就“人肉”出这位上外女生，纷纷前往她的个人主页“围观”，原本只有几百人的访问量迅速升至千余。
　　该网站一个名为《霸气的英语六级成绩——704！！
》分享相册中，浏览量竟达162480人次，评论651条之多。有网友惊叹：“太夸张了，比老外还老外……外星人704奇女子出现了！
　　网上留言暴露不同心态
　　据人人网主页显示，这位“704奇女子”来自上海外国语大学国际工商管理学院，是08级本科生，毕业于松江二中。
　　有不少大学生前往小蔚的人人网留言，有人说，“一个六级成绩，让你一夜成名了！ ”“你太牛了！
”……除了感叹其超高分外，还有人冷嘲热讽——“你作弊了吗？ ”“你替考吗？ ”……
　　更有甚者通过准考证号码的简单变更，查阅出小蔚所在整个考场学生的分数，大为惊叹，“里面都是什么牛人啊，好多超高分，连最低分都比我的分数高呢！
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　　3月2日晚，记者再将该女生的姓名输入搜索栏，却无法找到该女生原先的个人主页，该账户已被注销。
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　　昨天，记者试图联系小蔚，但她辗转通过同学表示，不愿接受采访。 “她考出这样的高分，大家一点都不感到意外。
”上外国际工商管理学院08级学生小石说，小蔚平时为人低调，英语成绩一直名列年级前茅。网友“人肉”确实给她造成很大的困扰，“每天一打开网页，就看到无数条留言，正常的网页浏览都很困难，所以，她才把个人主页给关了。
　　“704分的高分不只是个传说，更是现实。
”另一位同学小王说，小曹英语一直很好，人也刻苦努力，“她不想通过这件事过分张扬，不就是个大学英语六级考试嘛，她觉得过了就过了呀，没必要这样！
　　多位同学也向记者证实了分数的真实性，不过，他们表示，小蔚最近不堪其扰，她既不希望受到“是否作弊”的恶意攻击，也不愿意听到“牛人”、“大神”之类的膜拜，只想好好保护自己的隐私。
“这位将小蔚成绩和个人信息上传到网上的同学太不道德，起码名字也应该打上马赛克吧。 ”小石愤愤不平地说。
　　记者也随机采访了几位大学生，他们对此事也有不同的看法。 “那些说她作弊的人心态也太不健康了。
”“别人得高分不是应该祝福吗？为什么只看到高分，不看到他们努力备考时的付出呢？
”“现在要保护隐私实在太难了！我的分数难道不应该只有我自己知道吗？ ”
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